I decided on
a few solo days in Tampa while to give my wife and her visiting best friend
some “girl time” and me some poker time.
Actually, the poker has not been going well for me lately, and I wanted
to see if Tampa would be better than Ocala.
Most frugal
places to stay in Tampa are about $80, but I found a cheap little place for $62
that has a little kitchen with stove and pans for cooking.
I like eating in and watching Turner Classic
movies. It saves money, keeps me on my
diet, and entertains me as well. Solo
eating can be a bit boring.
I played at
Tampa Hard Rock the first afternoon, just a 2-4 game. It was not too hard, but there were very few
fish and they did not stay long. I was
up and down and ended down $28. I won a
small pot with pocket Aces and had both pocket Aces and Kings cracked. Once again I played about four hours and
never saw a flush or higher. I did steal
one pot on the river with nothing when my one opponent was clearly going to
fold if I bet.
The people
were interesting. One old guy told
stories of smoking marijuana when he was young.
An Asian woman sat who was dressed immaculately in red with a huge
flower in her hat. She was very
attractive and yet pushing seventy.
Half the
dealers were poor. Some needed to be
watched for errors. Others were just
slow or missed where the game was. The
others were very good. Martha was the best.
One of the
poorer dealers made it up with humor.
He told us
that dealers could not eat in the buffet.
They were provided with food in their area, but because it was prepared
by folks practicing to make food for the buffet, sometimes it was good and
other times it was just terrible.
“I would not
feed my dog such food,” he remarked.
He told how
they had butchered chicken cordon blue by making it in sort of a glop, and then
said they had also failed at Shepard’s pie.
“Shepard’s pie?”
a player remarked. “I did not think
anyone could do much to make that bad.”
“That is
what I thought about the white rice,” said the dealer. And that just cracked me up. His delivery was perfect.
And so he
told about asking for the “mashed potatoes” only to learn that what looked like
mashed potatoes was white rice.
He was
entertaining, but he did not follow the game well and seemed to have to stop dealing
to talk.
They took
the 2-4 game out of qualifying for any high hand bonus, but left Omaha 3-6 in
the running. The 1-1 NL game also would
not qualify.
So there was
just a couple bad beats. That made me
mad and does not encourage me to go again.
Not that it matters much with the hands I’ve pulled this season. However, I want to be able to win what I’m
rake to fund.
I used a
Groupon at Monserrate (CLICK) To get a bit of taste of Latin food. When I got there, they wanted to only serve
two people. It says nothing about that
on the Groupon.
So, I’ll
write and complain to Groupon. And I'll call ahead with this question in the future. It makes me angry really. Why not just put a minimum purchase amount in the price on the coupon.
The very
pretty Spanish waitress let me talk her into serving me when I promised to eat
enough for two.
I did too
and enjoyed all of it and the music and the Spanish around me and the look of the delightful
waitress.
But I should
not eat so much as these groupons deals tempt me to do.
I had a
rolled stuffed yucca that was luscious, a great corn pie with carnitas and chorizo,
followed by a fried tilapia that was crispy on the outside and juicy on the
inside. I had not room for flan.
It all was very
good.
I ordered
the wrong wine, a white. Still it was
good. I ate too much. The fish came with fried plantains and black
beans. All was very good. Even the beans tasted unique. I’d go again only not on a Groupon.
Too much
food and not enough sleep the night before my trip left me unable to go out to see the
late night jazz as planned in Ybor City or to do anything much except watch old
TCM movies.
The hotel was
fine but pretty old. No flat screen
here. The remote would not turn off the
closed captions until the desk clerk fiddled with two others and finally got
them full of batteries and found a way to turn off that annoying option. I saw some good old Johnny Carson and got
stuck in a Lauren Bacall Gregory Peck movie which was not my favorite but good
enough to keep me watching.
The wifi is
very fast and easy to access. The place
is clean, just full of old furniture and very small with comfortable but basic beds and pillows that were too small. The bathroom was fitted with a fairly new
shower insert that included two seats and good water pressure. The sink insert was fairly new too and all
were in good repair.
The trip
advisor evaluations were right on the money.
The place is adequate. And for me
having the ability to make my own meals and eat to TCM, as well as this
location, made it a great place to stay.
Some
neighbors on one night got into a loud argument and that should have been
annoying, but really did not bother me much. it was in part entertaining, like a Jerry Springer show, and then more entertaining when the noises changed to makeup noises.
I woke up at
just before 4AM and at 4AM my wakeup call went off. Good thing I was already awake. So, I reset that. Amazing that it was not immediately cleared
after the last guest. I’ll have to check
that if I stay again next year.
Housekeeping
only comes once a week, and for me that is just fine. I like not to be interrupted and for just two days I don't need the attention. The fine print asks guests to pick up after themselves or face a cleaning charge. Fine too. If that keeps the price down, I'm for it. It also kept a good bit of the noise down.
In spite of
the large number of guests, the hotel was quiet in general. I knew my neighbors were playing television only
if I really listen very intently; it was so faint that with the AC fan or my
sleep apnea, I could not hear it. Also,
I think the old fashioned free standing televisions in the middle of the room
are less bothersome than those flat screens mounted on adjoining walls. Nothing
kept me from sleeping.
I love the
location as it is close to both the Hard Rock and the Tampa Downs as well as the
place I wanted to try with the Groupon was just down the street. There were plenty of places to eat around here,
including a Hooters for wings if I wanted a treat.
TAMPA DOWNS
AND THE SILKS
The next two
days I played at the Tampa Downs in the Silks Poker Room. The first day the horses were running; the second was just poker.
There were
no limit games, but the 1-1 no limit was very comfortable. I always think of it as a hybrid between
limit and no limit. There are few
preflop raises and few all-in bets most of the time. It is easier to overcome the rake in a no limit game. And poorer folks who generally might pick a 2-4, pick this one, while the really good players pick 1-2 or 2-5.
I like the
light action. It suits my bankroll. If a few players do start bully overbetting, I leave
and come back. Generally I buy in for
$60, at some point need to rebuy another $40, and that amount of chips stays in
front of me for a few hours of play.
One day they
paid the high hand in the room $300 every half hour. The next day they paid
every high hand $40 or more, depending on how high it was. Quad 3’s and quad 9’s paid $300. “Baseball” they called the promotion, after
the old poker table game.
I found the
players lively and fun and of all ages. They
talked as players do in a limit game.
Sometimes they got a little mad, but generally the mood was quite
friendly. None told stories, but there
was some funny banter.
For the
first time this winter I was very comfortable, cards seemed to come, and I made
a small amount of money. I did not make
too many mistakes, did not play very many odd hands, did not bluff much at all, or play a loose
game. With the blinds 1-1, and so little
preflop action, it was a flop game.
I like
that.
Blinds
rarely had to be folded.
In the end,
I wound up winning enough over these two days, to cover my Hard Rock losses
my small losses in betting the horses. I came home $59 to the good.
Wild Bill
gave called me with some tips on horses, and I compared his list with what I found on line and
made a few bets scattered throughout the first day.
It was very exciting because even the losers
were generally close at the end. The
only dead dog bet I made was a mistake.
I bet all the races in a bunch and the clerk gave me one horse in the
wrong race. I did not notice it, in fact
the “race 6” kept looking like “race 5.” I’d have won some too, had the error not been
made.
On the days when the horses do not run, gamblers can have a seat in the grandstands with a television. There they can bet other races and be outside in the fine Tampa weather with the quiet peaceful track stretched out before them and two fountains working. It is very nice and seems little known.
I liked
watching the horses. I could see both
the track and a screen from my poker table.
I went outside for a closer look for the last three races and wandered
down to where they saddle up. Quite a
show.
In the last
race at this saddle up time one horse looked very energetic and I almost bet
him at the last minute. I’d have won on
that long shot had I made the bet.
My $59 to the good made this my first winning result in any session of poker this
winter.
I guess the curse is broken.
What was even more comforting was how much I could play close to even. I never needed to rebuy beyond the $100 and
my losing sessions were small. So the
pattern was good. My game is good. I don't have to give it up.
In these
high raked games ($5 and $1) it is hard to overcome the rake and breaking even
is fine with me, leaving me with the entertainment value and always the chance
for a high hand to put me ahead.
The closest
I got was once having three 3’s and another time holding A-10 of diamonds and
having four to the royal just before the river.
Royals pay $600. In that hand a
fellow ready to go home tried to push us all out with a $15 bet that put him
all-in freplop with K-10 unsuited. We showed.
He paired his king on the flop but I caught two diamonds. Another diamond on the turn gave me the pot,
and I was hoping for the jack of diamonds on the river. Great drama but no royal.
I remembered
this Latino player from other trips here other years.
He plays almost every day and if funny and friendly. I usually would be pushed off
those cards, but his voice was unusually quiet when he made the bet and tipped
me that he was not too confident.
On another day I won a big hand because I missed seeing that the wheel was possible. I flopped 8-3-5 for trip 8's. The turn was an Ace and my opponent made a healthy bet. I put him on perhaps two pair or smaller trips or maybe even an Ace with high kicker. I missed the possible straight.
He made a healthy bet and I pushed all-in. On the river came another Ace bailing me out of losing to the "wheel." The fellow was not happy, but he was quiet about it.
There were
all sorts of players, including the loose bluffing young men who overbet until
they were caught. I had trip queens once
and the turn offered little chance I could be beat. I checked, hoping the kid would overbet, and
giving me a shot at the high hand on the river.
He
checked.
The river gave
me a full house, and I made a solid bet that he called, given my perceived
weakness.
He was very sourly
annoyed that I had not bet the turn. I
was disappointed that he had not tried to push me out.
I hate the
part of no limit when there are bluffs of hundreds of dollars, but here it is
more like my weekly home game, and I am not playing with scared money. Bluffing in general is not a very good tactic
here. It is too inexpensive to call
bets. I like that. I bluffed once early on and was caught. It was just a $6 bluff for a small pot and the fellow thought a while. Once showing that bluff, I did not bluff again, hoping that the table would remember that hand and pay me on my better cards.
I also was
good at leaving a game where I did not like the players or the action. I changed tables once, and I quit playing
three times. The horses offered a way to
quit and be entertained on the first day at the Silks. On the other day I went for a meal or went
shopping and was entertained by Tampa.
Gander Mountain is nearby and was a treat to shop. There found fish scalers, some small hooks,
new line and a few inexpensive shirts on sale.
This store is not around my rental in Homosassa or my home up North.
For lunch I
drove about 15 minutes to the Whole Foods and had some very healthy food. I shopped for a few of
the things I can’t get in Homosassa and found the French organic red wine I like best
on a sale of $3 off a bottle with ten percent more off for buying 6 bottles.
The drive
home was very easy on the Suncoast highway.
I like having the automatic pass and not needing to stop for the small
change tolls every few miles. I was home
in an hour and a quarter. So I’ll go up
again soon just for the day.
